no i dont have a blog stop asking

it isnt 4/13 in texas anymore but in washington this should count

happy birthday john

dave, i'm really sorry about what happened earlier this week. i wish you would talk to me. :( i'm on pesterchum, if you want to.

ghostybiologist

i really dont wanna talk about this so close to your birthday dude forget it for now

you better believe i celebrate cinco de mayo

i break out the taco bell bags and bam heres a party youre not invited and if you are you have to buy your own food dude thats the way things go in this household

hey when is cinco de mayo anyway

Your name is DAVE, and you are SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. You are pretty fucking sure you made this blog for SHITS and GIGGLES, plus who doesn't have a blog these days. You know you have too many to keep count of anymore. You have a variety of COOL INTERESTS. The PHAT BEATS are definitely still a thing. You're making more than you ever thought you could produce. This shit is being milked at the udder for divine as hell milk. At one point, the WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS got a bit too weird for public show. Of course, you're still interested in it, but it's not something to dabble in too often. Where you used to be an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER, you consider yourself pretty fucking legit at it these days.

What will a cool dude like you do?